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Danny Tyree

Danny Tyree

Are You Ready for A Cashless Society?
Cash is king - but here comes the guillotine! But I didn't realize the extent to which debit cards, apps and other technological innovations have made paper money an endangered commodity...
Do You Deserve the Right to Repair Your Electronics?
Remember the good ol' days of shade tree mechanics, denim patches and Emmett's Fix-It Shop on "Mayberry R....
Are You Dying to Know Tomorrow’s Mood Today?
According to NBC News, we are in the early stages of mood forecasting technology that could help stop bad moods even before they strike...
Are You Suffering from Awards Fatigue?
When I was a starstruck youth, I watched more than my fair share of televised awards programs; but in my nearly 28 years of wedded bliss, such show-biz soirees have consumed only minuscule amounts of my time...
Questions Nobody Wants To Hear On Valentine’s Day
Questions Nobody Wants To Hear On Valentine’s Day Tyrades! It is an occasion for sharing candlelit meals and opening romantic gifts...
Do You Hate Night Driving, Too?
On a recent Saturday evening, I had the pleasure of picking up my son after his chess tournament. A much more TYPICAL excursion happened a few months ago when I drove to another town at dusk to deal with insurance matters...
Starred In Any Porn Videos Lately? Are You Sure?
"Deep fakes. A "deep fake" is a high-tech forgery, using a machine learning technique called a "generative adversarial network" (or GAN). Think "Photoshop on steroids. When I was growing up, we never imagined such opportunities for mischief...
Do You Have Amazing Animal Journeys To Share?
Although my family recently watched the 1943 "Lassie, Come Home" on TV, we haven't seen the "in theaters now! (Buying concessions to go with watching a certain super-hero who breathes under water left my BANK ACCOUNT under water...
Prohibition: The Countdown To 100 Years
It's time to brush up on your knowledge of speakeasies, bathtub gin, demon rum, homebrew, bootlegging and other icons of the Roaring Twenties...
Stop Me Before I Demolish A Credit Card Machine
I knew it wasn't just me! Credit card machines have gotten just as confusing as the clothing and footwear business, where arrogant designers create fashions with sizes that have no relation to other designers' sizes...
Celebrities We’ll Lose In 2019
Okay, maybe it's a little misleading for me to headline a column ". daredevilish adrenaline-junkies or award-winning authors are going to kick the bucket in the new year...
News Flash: The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from The Tyree
Sentimental fool that I am, a recent change in my son's extracurricular activities was like an early Christmas gift...

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About Danny Tyree
Controversial author Harlan Ellison once described the work of Danny Tyree as "wonkily extrapolative" and said Tyree's mind "works like a demented cuckoo clock." Ellison was speaking primarily of Tyree’s 1983-2000 stint on the "Dan T’s Inferno" column for “Comics Buyer’s Guide” hobby magazine, but the description would also fit his weekly "Tyree’s Tyrades" column for mainstream newspapers. Inspired by Dave Barry, Al "Li'l Abner" Capp, Lewis Grizzard, David Letterman, and "Saturday Night Live," "Tyree's Tyrades" has been taking a humorous look at politics and popular culture since 1998. Tyree has written on topics as varied as Rent-A-Friend.com, the Lincoln bicentennial, "Woodstock At 40," worm ranching, the Vatican conference on extraterrestrials, violent video games, synthetic meat, the decline of soap operas, robotic soldiers, the nation's first marijuana café, Sen. Joe Wilson’s "You lie!" outburst at President Obama, Internet addiction, "Is marriage obsolete?," electronic cigarettes, 8-minute sermons, early puberty, the Civil War sesquicentennial, Arizona's immigration law, the 50th anniversary of the Andy Griffith Show, armed teachers, "Are women smarter than men?," Archie Andrews' proposal to Veronica, 2012 and the Mayan calendar, ACLU school lawsuits, cutbacks at ABC News, and the 30th anniversary of the death of John Lennon. Tyree generated a particular buzz on the Internet with his column spoofing real-life Christian nudist camps. Most of the editors carrying "Tyree’s Tyrades" keep it firmly in place on the opinion page, but the column is very versatile. It can also anchor the lifestyles section or float throughout the paper. Nancy Brewer, assistant editor of the "Lawrence County (TN) Advocate" says she "really appreciates" what Tyree contributes to the paper. Tyree has appeared in Tennesee newspapers continuously since 1998. Tyree is a lifelong small-town southerner. He graduated from Middle Tennessee State University in 1982 with a bachelor's degree in Mass Communications. In addition to writing the weekly "Tyree’s Tyrades," he writes freelance articles for MegaBucks Marketing of Elkhart, Indiana. Tyree wears many hats (but still falls back on that lame comb-over). He is a warehousing and communications specialist for his hometown farmers cooperative, a church deacon, a comic book collector, a husband (wife Melissa is a college biology teacher), and a late-in-life father. (Six-year-old son Gideon frequently pops up in the columns.) Bringing the formerly self-syndicated "Tyree's Tyrades" to Cagle Cartoons is part of Tyree's mid-life crisis master plan. Look for things to get even crazier if you use his columns. Danny Tyree welcomes e-mail at tyreetyrades@aol.com.
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